I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
