So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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