He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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