what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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