Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We're too hungover to prance.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Shame - the story of my life.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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