the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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