Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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