Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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