Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
look no pants
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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