I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I need to calm my uterus...
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
