On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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