If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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