there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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