I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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