Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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