It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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