But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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