JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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