he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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