he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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