He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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