is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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