Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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