I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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