Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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