How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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