So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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