How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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