Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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