I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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