i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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