after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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