you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
