Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
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