all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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