If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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