why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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