he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Randomize
