...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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