Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
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