He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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