Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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