Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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