We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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