With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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