I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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