3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
areolas are like halos for boobs.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
please don't ironically join a cult
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