okay pat passed out under dana's car
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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