Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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