Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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