i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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