I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
there was a trapeze. enough said
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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