i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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