Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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