I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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