just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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