The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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