doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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