I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
