Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
