i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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